03 [ACTION/TEXT]

[learnmyname]

[Bright and early this Sunday morning, Ashley made a trip to the dorm of one Vincent Venasaur. Vinnie will find that some giant mutant helltulips have been unceremoniously dumped outside his door.

They aren't really tulips from hell.

They're just gigantic.

As always, the "MAGICAL ASSISTANCE, INQUIRE WITHIN" sign remains posted outside BW-01. DARE YOU INQUIRE!?]

The Hands gave me a roommate! Here I thought nobody would want to live with a bunch of ghosts, but I guess I was wrong. This is unbelievable. I had to move all my equipment off the empty side of the room. What a pain.

And the magic teacher's gone again.

Gideon, I fixed your potion.

Comments

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

[H... HOLY SHIT. THESE ARE THE BIGGEST TULIPS HE'S EVER SEEN.

HE'S NOT EVEN SURE THEY'LL ALL FIT IN HIS ROOM.

THEY'RE... AMAZING.

Now what does he do with them...?!

Ashley gets a text somewhat later:]

Thanks for the tulips... I guess your potion worked?

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

Yes. Once I fixed the formula for the flowers I knew what I had to do for everything else. I tried it on my pillow this morning.

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

[Wow. Biggest pillow...]

Geez. What're you planning t'do with it now that it works?

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

[Yeah it's pretty much the best thing and you're totally jealous.]

I haven't decided. But you never know when you're going to need it.

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

Maybe there's a market for that kind've thing. If you could make food bigger and have it taste the same, I know at least two guys who'd be into that.

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

Really. Who?

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

Well, Sonny and Max. One's my brother, one's my boss. But I wouldn't be surprised if there were more freaks in the school with crazy appetites. Hell, you could turn it into a whole thing.

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

What kind of job do you do?

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

Orange Star reserve, just t'pay off a debt.

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

I don't know what that is.