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[learnmyname]

[You might not recognize it, but you're looking at the inside of the haunted dorm. A young girl with a very serious expression adjusts the camera.]

I heard this was supposed to be some kind of great fighting school but all I've found so far are some sandbags and plants growing out of the walls. You'll have to do better than that to impress The Great Ashley.

But maybe you're not all a complete waste of space. Who knows? Maybe some of us will even get to be friends. I'm living in BW-01. You don't have to warn me that it's haunted. I already know, and that's why I'm living there.

I saw magic classes listed in the course catalogue, and I want to hear about them. In the meantime, I'm working on a very important potion, so watch where you step or you'll end up in it.

[Aditionally, the "CONDEMNED" sign outside of BW-01 has been removed, replaced with "MAGICAL ASSISTANCE, INQUIRE WITHIN". How curious.]

Comments

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

That's more like it.

They should. I'm impressive.

[goaheadnblunder.livejournal.com]

You seem to be legitimately full of yourself, too.

So what's with your interest in magic? You cast stuff?

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

It's not being full of yourself if you really are great.

Yes. I'm a witch.

[goaheadnblunder.livejournal.com]

Touche.

Are you interested in being hired to outmagic our crummy old magic teacher when he returns from vacation?

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

The magic teacher is on vacation?

[goaheadnblunder.livejournal.com]

He bailed after Christmas.

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

So you'd pay me to take his job.

[goaheadnblunder.livejournal.com]

If you want to take his job after you zap the crap out of him or something, that's up to you. I just want to give him hell for a prank he pulled before leaving.

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

I can do whatever you want, but not for free.

[goaheadnblunder.livejournal.com]

Well of COURSE I'm going to pay you in one way or another for it! I have money!

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

Do you have anything more interesting?

[goaheadnblunder.livejournal.com]

Not the type for monetary gain?

What are you interested in, then?

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

I never said that. I'll take money if you don't have anything else I want.

So what do you have?

[goaheadnblunder.livejournal.com]

Fine.

I have knives, wine bottles, imported weapons, ship parts, space food, dead animals in my office, unconverted money from other planets, and I have a bit of a history as a space pirate and can get ahold of anything desireable.

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

What kind of dead animals?

[Because that's not creepy at all.]

[goaheadnblunder.livejournal.com]

Got a bunch from all over the world. I think you would be most interested right now on fuzzies and Snifits with their masks loosened. Also, Mr. Saturns if you want to spook out a blonde boy in glasses.

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

I'll take them.

What do you need me to do to the magic teacher?

[goaheadnblunder.livejournal.com]

I haven't decided yet. I think he put a nasty spell or something on me to make all wine bottles and shotglasses explode in my face, so I need to think of a counteraction to kick his ass with.

[learn-my-name.livejournal.com]

Well, let me know what you want and I guess I'll make it happen.

I want those Snifits, though.